Stay Friends

You are what I don’t wanna be –

You would rather be dead as Bill
I’m passing you - you don’t have to thank me
I have no idea what it is -
What makes me sick when you’re here
butthead - don’t take it personal

I don’t talk such shit like you do
I don’t like the same bands like you do
That’s okay with me,
But do me only this one favor

Please let’s not be friends
I prefer that we don’t like each other
We never have the same opinion
Is better then to bug each other
Let’s please not be friends

That is also okay with you – or not
Without guys like you and me
It would be boring

I have to see you every day -
And the others who do understand
You are the coolest among the idiots
Big chains and tattoos -
Mummy lets you that
In return you have to wear daddy’s long jeans

I don’t wear such shit like you
I don’t like the same girls like you
That is okay with me
But do me only this one favor

Please let’s not be friends
I prefer that we don’t like each other
We never have the same opinion
Is better then to bug each other
Let’s please not be friends

That is also okay with you – or not
Without guys like you and me
It would be boring
Don’t act so nice else you’ll really get it
I still got a well-meant advice for you

Please let’s not be friends
I prefer that we don’t like each other
We never have the same opinion
Is better then to bug each other
Let’s please not be friends

Please let’s not be friends
I prefer that we don’t like each other
We never have the same opinion
Is better then to bug each other
Let’s please not be friends

That is also okay with you – or not
Without guys like you and me
It would be boring

Please let’s not be friends
I prefer that we don’t like each other